Too much excitement. Karen and Steph wait for the crabs . . . 

Two mallets. 24 crabs. Go. 

One crab down. 

About five crabs down . . . 

2 crabs down. 

The crabs lost the good fight. 

No, the seasoned salt is hot. Really. It makes you look edgy. Like you're not afraid of death. That's sexy. Don't look at that pile of crabs watching us. It's just you and me. That's right. Look into my eyes. Do you mind if I take my left claw and touch you? Is that OK?

Crab love dance 

Crab Porn 

You were great. Yeah, I was. 

Crab Porn 

Crab Porn 

I need you to leave. No, I don't need your phone number. No, I don't want to get breakfast. No, you can't take a shower. How about you leave? Huh, can you leave? DON'T PINCH ME, A**HOLE!!! 

Love hurts 

Not helping productivity 

Working from home has its challenges. Namely, a cat named Aslan who sometimes demands to be held. 

A little evil 

Evil. 

Because he can.